Monday, February 23, 2009

Damn Dogs! Yes I just said that!!!!

So my dogs that I do indeed love have become overgrown with thick hair that blinds their vision! Not to mention that Toby is a stinky stinky dog from being outside so much! Lacey Lou is not so bad but still, Yuck! So I pulled out the trimmers and started out rather enthousiastic to really make a difference and accomplish something big today! That was at 12:30 pm. It is now 7:00pm and I just finished about 30 minutes ago! So yes Damn dogs! The blade got dull and their hair was too thick and too long! I have blisters and a sore back! The clippers completely broke in four peices and I think it even started smoking! When I turned to scissors, it just looked like a hack job! I refuse to pay over 100 buck to get them cut by a professional anymore. I guess I need to invest in some real dog grooming clippers! Crap, more money! After the shotty haircuts came bathtime and then a wet soggy bathroom and you try and get two wet dogs to stop moving long enough to take an after shot! IMPOSSIBLE!!! Again DAMN dogs! I am not sorry for that! Here are a few token shots! Please feel free to laugh and make fun! I am not sensitive to the fact that they look terrible! Damn dogs! Oh ya Lacey Lou was way better than Toby! I believe I actually spanked him a couple of times, as if that would help! Damn dogs!

See, I am already to go in my grunge clothes and face mask and gloves!

Lacey's hair pile...
Toby's hairpile!
All done and all butched up! All done, why so sad Lacey Lou? Oh ya I hacked up your cute little face! All's well that end's well! Time to eat they say!

9 comments:

Jennifer Sciore said...

I think that you did a fantastic job! They actually look pretty darn cute to me. I can't believe the amount of hair in those hair piles! WOW!

Lacie said...

All I have to say is who changes the spelling of a pets name in one post?!?!? Is is Lacie or Lacey? Only I would notice:)

Jennifer Parcell said...

IT is Lacey sorry! But how often do you actually right out your pets name? Not often! It is Lacey Lou Parcell! I will fix the mispells! Sorry!:}

Jen B. said...

Oh, MY!! for a minute I though you killed your dogs, when I saw the hair piles!! LOL! They look great! You did a great job!

Reason 167 why not to HAVE a DOG!!!!!

Ryan, Melissa, and Family said...

YIKES....Thank you for reminding me of why I don't own a dog! I think I almost puked looking at the hair ball piles! I will say they look MUCH better after their butch...good job:)

Ryan, Melissa, and Family said...

Oh...and CUTE BACKGROUND!!!

Kimmie said...

What happened to your other Dog from H-e double hockey sticks? The golden Lab? Jen you truely are amazing for taking on those "damn dogs" just the thought.... uuuughhh! All the fun reminds me of the Cat from Hell... remember?

Jennifer Parcell said...

Ki do you remember the policeman aka Tommy Boy in the garage trying to get the stupid cat out!? He was so funny! Good times!

Joshua and Tara said...

Thank you for motivating me to never get a dog that needs grooming!