Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Deal Or No Deal Auditions!

Ok so blogging was put on the back burner! Sorry! I have been very busy! I also have not been here, I was actually auditioning for deal or no deal the reality game show! It was such a crazy day. I drove to Sandy and hopped on TRAX! In my wedges I walked to the RC Willey where we then walked another five miles around the streets. It was terrible. When I say we, I mean the people I met on Trax! You know me, I talk to everyone! So I had blisters before I was even in line! At 10:00 am I was in line. Hour after hour I walked a couple steps and then stood for a few seconds and then walked and stood and walked and stood! Plus I birought a camp chair to sit in, but it was a workout to sit and stand and schooch and sit and stand and schooch. Stit stand schooch this went on for hours!!! Seriously! At 6:30pm I finally got to the judges! We walked about ten miles of turns and lines. In Wedges!!!!! My feet are still swollen! And blistered, and bruised! Oh well it was worth it! So we walked lines around the RC Willey streets then in the parking lot and then inside the warehouse! I get dizzy just thinking about it. So I had a diet pepsi to drink all day and that was it! So I did not have to pee until the last section of loopy to loops. It was bad! Suddenly twins and surgeries were a practice run for this moment! I made it to the judges table and finally I bottled my nerves and composed myself. They sectioned us off into groups of ten where we were shoved to a U shaped table where a judge was standing at the middle on the opposite side! They looked at you and said, ok you have 20 seconds, tell us about yourself! I was second, and it seemed as though I was posessed. I spoke with pose, emotion, and clarity! I was impressed! And so was the judge, because me and this redneck guy made it to the next round! Yay! So I waited in line again to be brought into a curtained off area! I got in told my 20 second speal and again made it through! The only one from my table this time! Next I was brought back to the last and final curtained off area. My judge was a weird looking guy with bull piercings in his nose and big black circle posts in his ear lobes. Ugh! So I start talking first, and I even got him to laugh! I thought I was getting the yellow ticket when all of a sudden this freaking Hotty begins to speak and she has this gorgeous Brazilian accent! She then begins to move and shake her hips and tatas! How can I compete with that!? I have had four kids! I am the girl next door she is a sex pot! Ouch this hurt! She got the ticket! I was told that they would be in touch, but that it could be up to two years though! So I did not get a video call back for Monday, but I did make it to the final round! I am proud of myself for stepping out of my comfort zone and doing something so different and crazy! What a day! They are adding a new format to the show where there are 26 contestants each holding a case with a number Howie will spin the wheel and whoever's number it lands on will be the contestant! That is where I might end up! So watch for me on the show! Hehehehe! So I took some pictures of the lines. These do not do justice to the enormity of the line, but like I said they twisted and turned so many times, that one are might look small, but there were 100 of them or so! I also mentioned that I was all alone, but by the end of my nine hours in line, my fellow auditioners and I got pretty close! These are the ones I laughed with all day!

7 comments:

Lacie said...

I didn't know the extent you CRAZIES:) went through to get on shows like that. Looks like you went through crap but you will never forget this experience. Good for you, I would NEVER to anything like that.

Jen B. said...

Sound like a good time!!!

EVANS in the "D" said...

You're a freakin nut. I can't believe you went all by yourself. You crack me up.

Jennifer Parcell said...

yeah it runs in the family

Ryan, Melissa, and Family said...

Those lines are INSANE!!! They better call you just for standing in line with all those damn people all day! WOW!!!

Jennifer Sciore said...

haha, This is hilarious. I have always wanted to be on that show, but knowing what you have to go through, I think that I won't quit my day job (or nights). You are always such a trooper. Way to go!!

Chelsi said...

You have a lot of guts I would never know what to say!